These are the current Cavetone Records offerings. All are in stock and ready to ship. There are Paypal buttons for paying electronically or we can definitely take a check/money order/cash/audio tubes as payment to: Cavetone Records/2007 Woodlea Dr./Columbia, MO 65201.
Shipping: All records are lovingly packed, marked "fragile," and shipped at a flat rate regardless of the amount of records that you buy. We will gladly ship internationally as well.
Current Cavetone Offerings:
Pat Boone's Farm - "Garage * Dance * Loud"
Cavetone - 101
7 inch vinyl record
The electric 12 string garage pop on this 7 inch from the Columbia, MO band draws from Nesmeth-penned Monkees tunes, the better part of the Nuggets boxed set, and a general caveman/cavegirl approach to making a big beat. Now available on beautiful limited-edition marble vinyl for $3.
Track listing:
Side A: "Illinois Girls" & "Meatcow Blues"
Side B: "Freakout" & "LP Woman"
Monte Carlos - "Guilty of Moaning My Love"
Cavetone 102
7 inch vinyl record
Columbia MO's sex rock heartthrobs unleash a record teeming with all of the lovely misplaced energy of your first back seat dry hump on side A with a tremolo-soaked ride through the desert on side B. Strut and smut at its finest! $3.
Track listing:
Side A: "Guilty of Love" & "Keep it to Yourself"
Side B: "Moaning my Love"
Monte Carlos - "I Think You Know What I Mean"
Cavetone 103
7 inch vinyl record
The masters of smut rock return with this three song mix of cheap rum and overactive libido. The A side, "I think you know what I mean," is something really special, combining Lou Never's signature guttural mating cries with a Thin Lizzy-esque guitar attack. Even if we could have fit something else on the A-side, we wouldn't have for this one. Side B features a reverb-y surf instrumental and a catchy little rave up. $3.
Track listing:
Side A: "I Think You Know What I Mean"
Side B: "Lobo's Theme" & "Bringing It All Back Home for You"
Various Artists - "Cavetone Monofesto Vol. 1"
Cavetone -104
7 inch vinyl record
Hopefully the first of many to come, the "Cavetone Monofesto" is a concept quad split, where each band records a song about the same topic. Vol. 1 has every band writing and recording their own theme song. It features Monte Carlos churning out a clever Pretty Things-esque "Just Monte Carlos," Pat Boone's Farm reaching back into their history with a surfy 12 string song about "kool-aid and turpentine," Left Arm chugging through a valuable spelling lesson in "l-e-f-t- a-r-m alright!" and The Animal Party perverting beloved cartoon characters in "Animal Party." Very different neat sounds from around the Midwest. Four songs, 3 dollars.
Track listing:
Side A: Monte Carlos - "Just Monte Carlos" & Pat Boone's Farm - "Theme"
Side B: Left Arm - "l-e-f-t a-r-m alright" & The Animal Party - "Animal Party"
Wild Cat Daddies - "Wham Bam!"
Cavetone -105
7 inch vinyl record
Cavetone Records is pleased as punch to be releasing this debut of a trio of movers and shakers. So many bands attempt the 50s/60s rock sound, but these guys absolutely nail it with absolute authenticity. Mature enough that they know what they're doing (actually playing a double bass, a 1940s Gibson out of an Ampeg Gemini II, and a tiny gorgeous Ludwig kit) but juvenile enough to be an absolute blast in the vein of Eddie Cochran and The Troggs. 3 songs for 3 dollars.
Track listing:
Side A: "Wham Bam!" & "Janelle"
Side B: "Give a Dog a Bone"
Pat Boone's Farm "1966"/Blackbelts "Satisfied"
Cavetone -106
7 inch vinyl record
This is a split 7 inch with Columbia, MO's Pat Boone's Farm on one side and Blackbelts from Chicago, IL on the other. The Pat Boone's Farm features the song "1966" (parts 1 & 2) which is the signature PBF 12 string sound which starts with a slightlydelic dancy riff with Scott Walus' examination into the past of audio ("way back in 1966, they didn't have a lot of tricks, and though they just discovered fuzz, no one was quite sure what it was") until part 2 starts with Keri Cousins vocalizing over a Yardbirds-y portion telling us how in 2025 computers come alive and in 2026 computers start turning tricks. As a bonus, the end of the night classic "A lovely place to fall" is included. The side featuring Blackbelts features two rock n roll pop songs, sounding like if Chuck Berry only drank Pabst and knew the joys of a Melody Maker, sure to burrow their way inside of heads only to be removed through repeated listenings. 4 songs, 3 dollars.
Track listing:
Side A: Blackbelts - "Satisfied" & "One Nite"
Side B: Pat Boone's Farm - "1966" (Parts 1 & 2) & "A Lovely Place to Fall"
*Every Cavetone Record is analog-recorded, mixed, and mastered on a tube mono lathe. No computers have molested the sound of your Cavetone Record (although Cavetone Records have been known to molest computers).